yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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