Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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