My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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