I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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