Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He? As in you personified your dick?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
