fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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