you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
And then he peed in my hair
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