no, he came in my armpit
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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