Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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