i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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