help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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