is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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