dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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