so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
