Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Randomize
