I'm drive I can fine osifer
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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