apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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