I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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