The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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