I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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