how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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