I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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