i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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