when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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