omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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