Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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