Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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