if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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