Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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