did you get engaged???
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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