What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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