Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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