no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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