your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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