It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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