god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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