Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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