Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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