And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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