Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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