dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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