Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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