am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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