You surviving the open bar?
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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