He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
