We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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