You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
