ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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