i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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