I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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